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Joke: SAAB, Wife, Husband and Policeman

Husband comes to the police and reported the disappearance of his wife.

Husband : I submit the disappearance of my wife. She went shopping and had not yet returned .
Policeman: OK, height?
Husband : I do not know , I never measured.
Policeman : Skinny or a little stronger?
Husband : I could say skinny, but it could be a little stronger
Policeman : Eye color?
Husband: I do not know to tell you the truth, I’ve never looked at carefully.
Policeman : Hair color ?
Husband : I do not know , would typically has changed with the seasons .
Policeman : What is she wearing?
Husband . I’m not sure, maybe skirt or jeans .
Policeman : Your wife driving the car? Is your wife went shopping with a car?
Husband : Yes !
Policeman : What color was the car?
Husband : Black 2002 SAAB 9-5 Arc, 4 doors sedan, V6 3 L Turbo 250 hp. 5-speed electronic controlled automatic transmission with SPORT and WINTER modes. Black leather interior is very clean and comfortable with ventilated and heated electrically operated seats with 3 memory seat/mirror settings. Trim is very nice, and folding rear seats create large cargo space. This luxury car is extremely versatile, well-built with plenty of room for passengers. It’s especially responsive, offering a stable ride a highway speeds and excellent handling with safety features include airbags and ABS brakes, fog lights, A/C. Always garaged, nonsmoking one owner with gentle care, the most highway mileage. No rust on the body. Has SAAB Audio System radio/CD/cassette 150W and 6 speakers. SAAB Manual included. All service records and regular maintenance done in dealer service…

Policeman : Do not worry sir. We’ll find your car!

Goran Aničić
the authorGoran Aničić
For over 15 years, Goran Aničić has been passionately focused on Saab automobiles and everything related to them. His initial encounter with Saab cars took place back in 2003 when the first Saab 9-3 and sedan version were introduced. At that moment, he was captivated by the car's Scandinavian design logic and top-notch engineering, and everything that followed stemmed from that first encounter. Later on, through his work at the editorial team of the Serbian automotive magazines "Autostart" and later "AutoBild," he had the opportunity to engage more closely with Saab vehicles. In 2008, he tested the latest Saab cars of that time, such as the Saab 9-3 TTiD Aero and Saab 9-3 Turbo X. In 2010, as the sole blogger from the region, he participated in the Saab 9-5ng presentation in Trollhättan, Sweden. Alongside journalists from around the world, he got a firsthand experience of the pinnacle of technological offerings from Saab at that time. Currently, Goran owns two Saabs: a 2008 Saab 9-3 Vector Sportcombi with a manual transmission, and a Saab 9-3 Aero Griffin Sport Sedan from the last generation, which rolled off the production line in Trollhättan in December 2011.

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