Why does nobody want to drive a Saab, or the opposite FT question “Why the Saab inspires intense feelings“? What Makes A Saab Driver Become A Saab Driver?
There are many questions, but many answers that create certain stereotypes. There are multiple things that make Saab stand-out from the pack. Given that there are such a large number of factors (some big, some small), it is tempting for us to come up with a few rather vague reasons that collectively tie all of the factors together…
We searched Reddit and the comments of “What are some stereotypes you automatically associate with a type of car?” for “Saab” and here’s what we found out about us – Saab owners and drivers (most of it is very funny):
- Saab – Because nobody else I know drives a Saab.
- Saab – graphic designer, sexy motherfucker, intelligentsia
- Saab – Weird middle aged or old dude
- Saab IS the architects car
- Saab – made for aging ex-hippies that have money now :)
- Saab – stylish hipster
- Saab – One of the few cars with actual power. Driven by an older married couple who like the idea of a foreign car brand even if they don’t know that it’s a rebadged Pontiac
- Saab/Volvo = Wealthy people, likes Saab and Volvo because they seem more unique compared to all their neighbors with other Luxury brands
- Saab driver – Aggressive, compulsive driver
- Saab – college professor’s car
- Saab – “you buy a Saab and you sob,” referring to the maintenance costs
- Old, broken-in Volvo, Saab or Diesel Mercedes: indie rocker.
- Saab – “when SAAB advertised that “We don’t build cars, we build SAABS” there have never been truer words spoken in any advertisement anywhere”
- Saab – Born from Vikings.
- Saab – different and quirky
- Saab is for those who like something different on the road that not everyone else has and offers great fuel economy, sporty driving and a center dash key fob
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All Saab Owners Are Left-Handed :)
And what say Top Gear :)
I love Saabs. My wife and I own two now. We used to own four Our daughter drove one in high school and college. She and her friends all loved it. The top speed on both of our present ones is 160 MPH!! I look at the fastest sedans. Not even close and a lot more $. Same with lots of other cars. A Saab just won the Cannonball Race in 2024. It was from NY to CA and back to NY. They only spent three minutes in California before returning to NY.